Potential Solution: Mexifornia
Potential Solution: Mexifornia
By Tom E. Quinn
I have an idea! How about the USA sells Southern California to Mexico! This is a ‘win-win’ situation for everybody. There is something in there for La Raza. There will be a home for all the illegal aliens in SoCal sanctuary cities and they can quit whining about how the southwest was stolen from them (It wasn’t.) A little bit in there for the USA as we get a windfall sale to help our debt and get 10 illegal aliens off our payroll. And of course, the socialist paradise of California would absolutely love being under the control of socialist Mexico City.
Stop laughing and think about the benefits. California has 55 Electoral College votes. 55! That’s over four times as many as Virginia (13). That’s more than New York, New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine and Massachusetts combined (51)! In this age of political correctness, why should California be allowed to have that much power over the likes of Vermont or even Virginia? It isn’t fair. And isn’t that what America XXI is all about…fairness! What’s left of California can have, let’s say, 20 EC votes. Fair, right?
Here’s what we do. We sell the lower one third to one half of California, you know only the messed up parts that hate the rest of America. We offer it to Mexico City (since the rest of Mexico is broke) for $2TRILLION and Pemex (the largest tax contributor to the Mexican government, and one of the largest in Latin America). Mexico gets a home for all their illegal aliens they let slip through their southern border and the Muslims that are slipping through! La Raza gets statehood in the southwest corner of the old USA and America gets to reduce its debt burden by 10%! Everybody wins, right?
As for California, The Governor has decided the rest of America needs to pay for all that food they produce, not just at current prices, but with extorted prices due to a law his state enacted requiring workers to get increased wages for overtime (no problem with that, but the companies won’t pay for the increase, the customers buying the food will pay out the wallet for the increased labor costs). This not only applies to farm workers, but ski chair lift operators and Starbucks barista’s. This whole deal is to create more tax money for the state that the rest of the nation will pay for.
Once separated, California subsequently gets to be a ‘normal’ state. Northern California gets to secede from Mexifornia to finally become Jefferson, thereby making Oregon’s EC value an appropriate…3. Jefferson gets an EC of 18, cause face it, they have Sacramento, the Napa Valley and we’ll throw in the Tahoe area. The Republican populace in California doesn’t have to leave the state to go to Texas, they can still move north to what’s left of California or Jefferson.
So Mexico gets California from the Golden Gate Bridge to Tijuana. Except San Diego. The US gets to keep San Diego. The military bases in that area will always be a national priority. As a token of appreciation for the purchase, Mexico gets 2 and a half NFL teams (49ers, Raiders and Rams. Pick your half team), three NBA teams (Clippers, Warriors, Lakers), but the USA keeps all the baseball except for the Dodgers. Mexico can have Los Dodgers.
When SoCal becomes Mexifornia, they can have a new national anthem. Another ‘two-fer’. Pro athletes then can squat on the bench as the new Mexifornia rap anthem (west coast shoutout!), played by a Mariachi band, sung in Chinese blares over loudspeakers, as street dancer’s break dance! Paradise. This will satisfy the entire politically correct insane populace of the state formerly known as California. And Colin Kaepernick.
Those of you thinking the official language will be Spanish, you need to think again. The official language of Mexifornia…Chinese. Why suffer the middle culture. It will only be about two generations and the new land will be occupied by the Chinese as they gain their foothold in what was formerly the USA. You thought Vancouver and western Canada was big enough for China? Not enough, Bro!
Mexico’s bonus. Hollywood! Mexico gets to keep the one industry that the USA formerly dominated the world at. Now we $200Million CGI flops that lose money, comic book series without end and “BAD __________(insert your noun here)”. They should all just be named, “Bad MOVIE” and insert a number. “Bad Movie 36” starring a Kardashian in her finest role.
As for Silicon Valley. Mexico can have that too. Apparently our government has given the internet to the world, so we can let Silicon Valley become a stable drain on Mexifornia. (News flash Mexico, China already knows everything they are doing!)
And about those Chinese. Mexifornia can pay reparations to the new non-illegal immigrants for the train tracks that the hundreds of thousands of Chinese laborers built 150 years ago. Because, you know, reparations are in and Mexico shouldn’t be exempt. Stuff that happens 150 years ago should be paid for. Just don’t go back to say…35 BC cause you still need to pay the Jews for their slavery. History is a double edged sword.
Plus with this deal, Trump doesn’t have to build the border fence along the whole border. US gets border fence built in Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and of course, around San Diego.
Mexifornia. A solution out there for a problem that doesn’t really exist.
